Terminology:
(*These are some words us girls have come up with and we use frequently. We may use them on this blog so you will need to know what they mean!)
Skrote: male version of a skank, or just a guy who is annoying you. Ex. your husband/boyfriend
Skainch: combination of skank and bitch
Esophageal cockititis: (for a man) means "yo gay". Can also mean "I'm gay....are you?"
Earl: some creepy, wrinkled up, broke down, hasn't taken a shower, that looks oddly familiar man
Fivehead: an extra large forehead
What's crackalackin?: what's going on?
The Carol Brady: a bad hair cut
Do I owe you something?: what are you looking at?
Se-kerity, I will cut you, & Rude: please see this link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZkdcYlOn5M
Forbidden words:
(*These are words that some of us have an aversion to...please avoid using them or "I will cut You!" lol)
- Broach
- Panties
- Decoupage
Ode to a Period: (to the tune of the "Diarreah" song)
When you're rollin outta bed, and you see something red....it's your period.
When you've got tender jugs, and you gotta pull a plug...it's your period.
When you sit down on a cushion, and you feel a little gushin....it's your period
If you're starting to get a cramp, then you know it's time to grab a tamp....it's your period.
If you're flow is really bad, and you gotta use a pad...it's your period.
When you're feeling really cranky, and there won't be any hanky panky...it's your period.
When you're starting to bloat, and you're sick of your skrote...it's your period.
When you're husband's in the mood, but you've got a major 'tude...it's your period.
If you feel a little sprinkle, and you know it wasn't a tinkle...it's your period.
When you've got a major leak, that lasts a whole week...it's your period.
When you're sittin on the pot, and you wipe and see a clot...it's your period.
